Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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