Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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