so that wasnt chicken after all
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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