I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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