Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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