let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We are all done wearing pants today
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