It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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