so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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