do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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