I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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