Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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