That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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