11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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