Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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