I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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