You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
