OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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