My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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