Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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