Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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