Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just found puke in my bra..
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
