id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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