i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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