Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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