My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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