we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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