Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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