people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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