just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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