i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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