Those balls look pretty dangerous.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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