ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
now i know why i became what i already was.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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