Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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