I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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