Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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