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i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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