? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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