So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i out mim tonsoeep
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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