He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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