Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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