he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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