i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
