shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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