Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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