I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
