he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Randomize