i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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