Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
its not stalking. its research.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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