The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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