We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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