yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Congratulations! We have a period
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