I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I forget how to act sober
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