i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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