Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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