I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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