is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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